2/8/2004-- ="its super funny!!="

contributed by ivan lim~!!(from sec4D wit e dumbest song in his blog)LOL he said he'd b proud if its here:

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly. "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. After a short massage she asked him, "How does that feel?" To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"

rite nth much bout todae..juz a super super cold day..then evryone was in jackets.mah sis couldnt find hers this mornz.the one bought form sch wit "CHIJ KELLOCK" embroided onto it.LOL.they even lost mine~!i had my name sewn onto tat jacket..geezz..pri sch wart..was afriad tt i might lose it..haha those days.....
hmmm..it was quite a boring day..but it zoomed passed fast.HAH..stayed baq again study study til 5.mr goh super cute.LOL teach the catholic high paper. lol..he said "ya lahz tts y u got the foundation" i went lyk..HAHA ya so?mah sec 4 work sucx..if i had said tt out i think he would have chided at me.LOL geez..n had lotsa crackers thruout the whole studyin thingy..lyk i feel so bloated..so i kept burrrrrrping..LOL geez..n heard form mr sammy tat they were watchin the talent time video.oh man had mah solo in it wen the band performed.I WAS IN MAH GLASSES~!!HORRIBLE~!!well nvm~i stil live wit it~!geez..
OH it seems lyk todae..evryone is so sick including tt BENEDICT LEE YU JIANG~!!!or YI JAING...wateva..LOLsick sick sick~!sickoxxzzzz....all..LOL sister island..oh man..SICK~!lol rite rite guess i'l stop..here todae's suppose kinda relax fer me..:P theres gonna b rehearsal tml~!2.15 settle down in band room~!man its sure gonna b bloody hot in the afternoon~!hope it can lyk todae...sooo nice~!geezz..n the parade rehearsal starts at 2.45 at parade square..sick...:p